quiznos

1. (quiznos) (258↑, 48↓)

The most expensive sandwiches in the universe.

I went to quiznos with the money I used after selling my kidney. I still came up $12 short.

Author: Jared Fogel http://quiznos.urbanup.com/1898170

2. (Quiznos) (225↑, 93↓)

A fine place to get subs, made fresh to order on Quiznos own white or whole wheat baguette-style bread. Then toasted to golden-brown perfection. Special sauces and seasonings, melted cheese, all combined to create the best subs money can buy.

Quiznos is so much better than Subway. It's that toasted goodness\!

Author: anonnymouse http://quiznos.urbanup.com/423548

3. (Quiznos) (116↑, 53↓)

Good Sandwiches and so are Subway's. What weirds me out about Quiznos though is those things singing on their commercials.I mean,what the fuck are those tings anyways? I haven't been able to figure it out.My best guess is that they are singing abortions.

Quiznos is good,their commercials consist of a couple of singing abortions sitting their singing about their sandwiches and their latest deals.

Author: weird shit http://quiznos.urbanup.com/790701

4. (Quiznos) (87↑, 36↓)

A sub joint that boasts toasted subs. Tasty sandwiches, but very overpriced and the sub-jockey's are a bit anal about what condiments you put on it.

I feel like spending $15 at a fast food joint, let's go to Quizno's

Author: Paul http://quiznos.urbanup.com/969563

5. (quiznos) (55↑, 14↓)

If you enjoy [cannabis], this has to be one of the best places to grab a tasty snack to satisfy the [munchies]. Being a [sub jockey] at quiznos has to be among the top-ten jobs to have if you smoke; right up there with [musician] or [entrepreneur]. Especially if noone ever comes into the store and the boss is rarely, if ever, present.

If you have eaten at a quiznos on [Route 40] in [howard county] there is a [high] probability that your sub was made by one who enjoys to [toke the smoke].

Author: Alien probe-meat http://quiznos.urbanup.com/1750452

6. (quiznos) (69↑, 37↓)

A sandwich chain with no customers and 50 tables.

If it wasn't for that neon sign I wouldn't have known Quiznos was still open.

Author: not yet cured http://quiznos.urbanup.com/2391899

7. (Quiznos) (61↑, 31↓)

The killer of all hope employer. Slave laborer. Subway with an oven.

I don't make enough working at Quiznos to pay for my sanwiches.

Author: BeccaMC http://quiznos.urbanup.com/2228731

8. (quiznos) (32↑, 31↓)

the place with those rat things with human face parts, pirate hats, that make you piss yourself every time they come on the tv.

see [spongemonkey]

Author: allievmarie http://quiznos.urbanup.com/507343

9. (Quiznos) (31↑, 49↓)

Makers of rat sandwiches.

I don't know how Quiznos actually got rats to shill for their rat sam-itches. Damn those Quiznos rats is creepy looking \!\!

Author: Chaich http://quiznos.urbanup.com/506152

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Last updated: 2012.03.01